So where has Osama been all these years?  Fox News, it turns out

Whod’a thunk it

An Ohio man says he has located Osama bin Laden in the United States and wants to claim the U.S. government’s $25 million reward

Using an online person search built from phone directories and other public records, Thomas Potter of Olmsted Falls, Ohio, turned up three listings for “Usama bin Laden.”

The first listing put the al Qaeda leader at the California headquarters of media giant FOX Entertainment Group. The second placed bin Laden in the office of a Bethesda, Md., Internet firm owned by the son of a former Defense Department official. And the third pinpointed bin Laden’s secret hideout as an unidentified location in Hermitage, Tenn.

So let’s learn some more about the man who finally brought Osama to justice:

A self-described “househusband” and 9/11 skeptic — “I am not a 9/11 conspiracy theorist,” he says, “I just do not believe a word of the government’s 9/11 conspiracy theory” — Potter made his discovery this Sunday morning, as part of what he calls a years-long research effort to debunk the “official” version of the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks

Now, Potter says the government owes him the massive reward it promises to anyone with information leading to the capture of Osama bin Laden

“I understand that the FBI is offering $25 million,” Potter wrote in an e-mail to the Department of Justice, alerting them to his findings. “I would like to know if the reward is tax free and if I could please receive it in cash.”

An unemployed guy who thinks 9/11 was a government plot

And just who do you think he’s voting for come November 2008?

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